Happy {Half} Birthday.

Today is my half birthday...

which means that more importantly-

it's my mom's birthday.

Oh, my mom.

I do love my mom.

In fact, everyone loves my mom...

including all the guys I've ever dated.

I think they all dated me with hope that someday

I would be as cool as my mom.

I don't blame them. That's what I'm banking on, too.

Mom, I don't have a gift for you. Sorry.

I'll get you one when you visit.

Until then, I'm re-gifting you with some gifts you already have.

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Happy Birthday,

I love you!